Episode 124: Jason X

gstcchmjzubv0ziazb8iThis brings our Jason-A-Thon to a close. Our favorite post apocolyptic future where Earth has been ravaged by a changing climate (naturally occurring I’M SURE) where before the world fell apart  Jason was left frozen in the Crystal Lake Research Facility (C.L.R.F.). Watching these movies has been a wild journey and one that truly finishes out of this world.

Next week on our 125th installment, as hyped for the past couple weeks, we will be watching Attack Of The Killer Shrews from White Lion Studios.

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Episode 123: Jason Goes To Hell

maxresdefaultToday the episode goes to hell and this week so does everything else, including Jason. Much like how people view this Friday, it feels as if the Jason we knew is no longer the same. Someone just didn’t get the concept of Jason and decided to totally overhaul and destroy everything that made him fantastic. But Jason didn’t need changes. Not drastic ones. He wasn’t perfect, but he wasn’t broken. No reason to throw everything about him out the window. Watching older Jason movies gave me hope the franchise was going to good places, but in actuality there is nothing great about Jason in this movie at all. Jason couldn’t be made great again because he was already great.

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Episode 122: Friday The 13th Part VIII Jason Takes Manhattan

maxresdefaultManhattan. Full of toxic sludge. Manhattan. Where gang members shoot you up with heroin and try to sexually assault you. Manhattan. Where previously mentioned toxic sludge fills the underbelly of the city at midnight because that’s a thing that happens. Manhattan. The Big Apple. Manhattan. The city that never sleeps. Manhattan. New York. The city…that is about to be brought to its knees thanks to a machete wielding maniac from camp crystal lake after he hitches a ride on two boats because where exactly is camp crystal lake again? Doesn’t matter. Manhattan is ripe for the taking and Jason is going to treat it like two Slavic hookers on a queen size bed-wet, messy and best left up your imagination.

If this movie was called Jason Takes A Boat To Manhattan I think history would treat it more appropriately, as the movie could always use more Manhattan but it’s still a welcomed edition to the Friday the 13th Franchise.

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Episode 121: Friday The 13th Part VII The New Blood

8709_5It’s a new year and its time for some new blood. The Jason train is plowing through the new year and the kills keep coming. Back from the dead, thanks to Tina and her freakiness-crystal lake’s favorite boy is ready to rage. This perfect 1999 period piece, made in 1988, is everything you need to bring in 2017. Try to think of a better way to party this new year. You can’t.

On the topic of parties, we’ve got some good things lined up for you this new year. More terrible movies, our favorite terrible movies and some things we’ve never done before, so look forward to that. More details in the coming weeks, but we are excited to continue bringing you the best of the worst.

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Episode 120: Friday The 13th Part VI Jason Lives (Revisited)

jasonlivesJason lives. What better Christmas movie is there to end out December-oh shit, forget about December, there’s no better way to send 2016 out to pasture than with a grueling gash from Jason’s machete. In a year full of surprise, intrigue, desperation and disgust – closing it out with the resurrection of Mr. Voorhees is oddly appropriate. Like a brutal monster brought back from the dead, 2016 reminded us that horrible things hide in plain sight. If this movie teaches us anything, even if your obsession or your apathy contributed to the destruction that filled the past year, it teaches that you can always be a Tommy. If you fuck up, you can always redeem yourself and be a better person by sending the hockey mask wearing redneck to the bottom of camp crystal lake with a ridiculous fucking chain.

Also, because it’s topical and we saw them play a month ago, check out the band The Jason’s. They’re great. Part of the reason we watched this for a second time is because they got us pumped. Get their music on their Bandcamp page and like them on their Facebook page.

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Episode 119: The Star Wars Holiday Special

pThis is the season. The season of family. The season of giving. The season of life. The season of…Life..day. We guess. If you are a Wookie on Wookie Planet? We forget what that world is called but honestly, who gives a shit? We care as much about that as we do the individuals responsible for giving the go ahead to George Lucas’s worst idea this side of Tatooine. Oh is that a nerd we hear crying that his name isn’t credited? Maybe he shouldn’t be trash talked for this, but we need some explanation for why the star wars holiday special is as excruciating as it is.

Maybe we’re being too blunt. Maybe we’re controlling my thoughts. Maybe we’ve lost the will to live. Don’t worry, we don’t hold back on this episode so if you like us being miserable, If you’re into that kind of thing, we are back to form and ready to roll with the star wars holiday special.

We’d say may the force be with you however it’s going to take something stronger than that to protect you from a cluster fuck like this.

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Episode 90: Friday The 13th Part VI: Jason Lives

F13+6+7For now, we are at the end of our run with Mr. Voorhees here at B Movie Breakdown and we wanted to go out on top. We may one day revisit the terror of Camp Crystal Lake, but for now we must move on to bigger and better things. This week we end our journey with Friday The 13th Part VI: Jason Lives, which happened to be all of our favorite of the series. Once it starts it never stops going, it’s a faced paced high octane roller coaster of murder…how could it possibly be bad? Jason is back to life after years of absence and that shitty copy cat killer. Tommy Jarvis wants to make sure Jason is dead and burns in hell for what he has done, but when you stab a dead body with a metal rod in the middle of a storm it just might get reanimated. The newly reanimated Jason is stronger, faster, and more brutal than ever as the gore and body count is at an all time high. Can Tommy stop Jason once and for all? Find out on Episode 90 of B Movie Breakdown.

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So since we are done with Jason Voorhees, for now, we are truly going to be going back to the roots of what this podcast is all about. Next week we will be watching a true gem we discovered on Netflix from 1990 called Legion Of Iron. It’s an ordinary date night for Billy and Alison until mysterious forces whisk them away to an underground arena, where Billy must fight for his life.

Remember majority of the movies we watch are available for streaming on Netflix or YouTube so you too can join in on the madness! [Unless we say otherwise]

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