Episode 72: Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation

TCM NG SITEThis week on the podcast we watched 1994’s ‘Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation, starring Academy Award winners Matthew McConaughy and Renee Zellweger. After all these years, the legend is still buzzing about in the backwoods of Texas. While the film begins with the typical teens lost in the woods horror movie trope, the rest of this movie is beyond any other in the series. It goes onto suggest the Sawyer (or as IMDB says Slaughter) Family has actually been doing the dirty work of some sort of Illuminati organization this whole time. Not only does it give us that, but also now Leatherface is some sort of transexual and has a brother named Vilmer (McConaughy) with a robotic leg. While this movie is over the top and awful, Matthew McConaughy actually delivers one hell of a performance. The last 10-15 minutes of this movie are so confusing and messy, it leaves you with about a billion questions left unanswered.

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Next week….well next week we will be taking the week off. But don’t worry faithful listeners, we will be back on April 2nd with an all new episode. On April 2nd, we will be discussing The Punisher from 1989 starring Dolph Lundgren! When Frank Castle’s family is murdered by criminals, he wages war on crime as a vigilante assassin known only as The Punisher.

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Episode 67: Mortal Kombat Annihilation

dz0O9tjhmt1MKnBQ4NyojaHTkJzMost video game movies are bad. Most are so bad they never get a sequel. Well the first Mortal Kombat movie wasn’t all that bad and made a ton of money, so of course they made a sequel. The only thing is…could this sequel be as good, if not better than the first? HELL NO! ‘Mortal Kombat Annihilation’ picks up LITERALLY where the first movie ends and falls apart within seconds. You know a movie is going to be bad when they re-cast almost all of the main characters from the first one, except for two. If you are looking for a movie with poor acting, anticlimactic death scenes, and all of your favorite characters from the video game completely wasted, then this movie is for you. By the end of this one, we felt like we only had six days until the world was going to end from an extra-dimensional invasion.

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Next week, Gina has requested we watch the 2007 horror film ‘Shrooms’. Unlike a lot of the movies we have done lately, this one is actually on Netflix! So now it is even easier for you to join in on the madness before (or after) listening to the podcast. In ‘Shrooms’, a hallucinogenic trip goes bad when a group of college kids on holiday in Ireland munch some magic mushrooms and become plagued by nightmarish visions of death. But are they really being stalked and killed, or is it just drug-induced paranoia?

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Episode 44: D.N.A.

9gNlEeluPMGFTk38w48vZSXDpJ2aDeep in the jungles of Borneo, an ancient evil alien/dinosaur/Predator has been resurrected by a mad scientist, and it’s out for… cerebro-spinal fluid! Or something! This week we’ve paddled our way back down the River of Time to catch Mark Dacascos in 1997’s chimerical ripoff horror movie, DNA! Ash is an American doctor working in Borneo out of the kindness of his heart, until the evil Dr. Wessinger tricks him into helping him find a beetle that will make his cloned dinosaur killing machine nearly invincible. To atone for his mistake, Ash teams up with a pathetic CIA operative who advertises her job on her luggage and snaps pics for Instagram the whole movie. Once into the jungle, they spend more time fighting Wessinger’s goons than the creature, and end up resorting to a Nerf missile launcher to take down the killer in one of worst finishing moves we’ve seen in years. And even though a kid dies, Ash and Claire kinda sorta end up in love. Or something. The end.

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We’ll see you all back here next week at High Noon. At Mega Mountain. With the Three Ninjas. And Hulk Hogan. Back in 1998. Thrill as The Hulkster drops the Big Leg on a semi-popular kids movie franchise, just before he did the same to WCW! This one’s not available on Netflix, so you’ll have to dig around a bit to find it. Probably in the dumpster of your local Suncoast. Which probably doesn’t even exist anymore. But yeah. Three Ninjas!

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