This week we return to Springwood, Indiana, home of ugly sweater enthusiast Freddy “Fred” Krueger. With the original movie’s protagonist Nancy MIA, Freddy sets his sights on new kid Jesse and his tight man cave (you know, his bedroom with the “NO CHICKS” sign on the door – it’s tight as hell). Jesse’s the consummate player: whether he’s getting pants-ed in gym class by his best friend, pounding free beers at the bondage bar, or watching his gym teacher getting whipped naked in the shower, it’s obvious he’s only got one thing on his mind – BANGING CHICKS. Sadly, Freddy Cockblock has to derail Jesse’s game with desert road trips, spontaneous avian combustion, and worst of all, breaking Lisa’s parents’ collector’s plates. After all this mess, it’s no wonder Jesse’s actor Mark Patton said, “I’m out!”
We’re dipping into the kiddie pool for next week’s pick, 1983’s BMX Bandits. This Australian adventure sees Nicole Kidman as one of three youths that get caught up in a gang’s bank robbing scheme and somehow bring them down after a contrived bike chase through Sydney. If you’ve been waiting to see someone go down a giant waterslide with their bike, well, now’s your chance!
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